Reader Email:
Subject: Listen up
That Dom video changes lives, bro. You’ll never be that good.
I’ve been going double sesh since i first watched it. i’m maxing close to quad plates now on the bench — each side bro. your probably not even a double timer, you nail 2hundy yet, pussy? once you get cred like dom then maybe you’ll be worth the paper you wipe ya ass with.
you got nothin
-Igor
(IgorT1983@yahoo.com Although this was through a submission so it’s probably not a real email address)
Fuck yeah! First Kali Muscle tweets at me, then I get some hater mail - you know you are doing something right when you get haters. For those of you who don’t know what Igor is talking about, he is talking about the post: Dom Mazzetti vs. Two Scoops and the video that was in it:
Hey Igor,
First, off the top of your head, what is the poundage of four 45lb plates on each side of an olympic bar? Huh? Speak up. Ok, times up. The answer is 405lbs, and because there is no way you can bench that, you are a liar unless the “quad plates” you are talking about are 10lb plates, and that only counts if you are a chick.
Second, have I “nailed 2hundy yet?” Do you really talk like that? Where I am from, nobody “nails 2hundy” unless we are talking about fat bitches. I’ll rep a real number like 205 in my warmup sets, but “2hundy” implies 2.5lb weights, which I usually just crush up and add to my cornflakes in the morning to get some extra iron in my diet.
Third, I wipe my ass with $1,000,000 bills.
Lastly, what prompted this? Other than point out the fact that Dom stole used some of my jokes, I pretty much kissed the guys ass the rest of the post. So learn to read, then come back here and write some intelligent criticism instead of the diarrhea email you sent me. Please feel free to respond in the comments… pussy.
Cordially,
-Tony Muscoli
