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Dom Mazzetti vs. Two Scoops

Everybody, meat Dom Mazzetti, Two Scoops’ new poster boy:

I had some internal conflict when I first watched this. On one hand, this guy personified everything that Two Scoops is about (and he did it on video which means he has more balls than my faceless ass). On the other hand, he is obviously a Two Scoops reader, but gave us no credit. The Italian meathead name? Animal Pak for Halloween? He makes that joke at 3:47, I made that joke in 2010.

But I can’t hate on this guy, he killed it. I want to make the Energy Shake he described, chug it, and yell “Ghandi” next time I max out on Pull Ups. Just so much of what this site is about, and so many ideas about what it can be.

Dom,

If you are reading this, and I know you are because you are an avid reader of TwoScoopsGetHuge, #GetAtMe. I want to piggyback on your success collaborate.

Sincerely,
Tony Muscoli

Dom’s Energy Shake:

  1. Whey Protein
  2. whole milk
  3. a bushel of bananas
  4. baby formula
  5. half a rack of ribs
  6. one rotisserie chicken
  7. a sleeve of Oreo cookies
  8. 12 assorted munchkins
  9. a scoop of ice cream
  10. a quarter pint of Franzia
  11. a shot of bourbon
  12. Cadburry Egg
  13. glazed honey ham
  14. a plate of scrambled eggs
  15. a handful of cheerios

Blend ingredients in blender. It is very dense with muscle nutrients.

 

Posted at 9:00am