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Alcove Linebacker Video Gets Me Jacked Up

If you read my opinion of the old Terry Tate Office Linebacker commercials, then you will understand why I find this video awesome:

My guess is that these two guys fucking ran the school; kids probably lined up to get decapitated by them just to get their 15 minutes. I would like to draw your attention to the sweatshirt kid at 1:48, I am pretty sure he is dead now.

Also, the kid at 0:33, has to be this guy:

It has to be, right? Seth Priebatsch runs a hugely successful start-up company. Don’t ask me who tipped me off on that one, but the Seth is really not helping my case that we won’t end up working for the kids we used to beat up in high school. God damn kid gets choke slammed into dropping out of Princeton and becoming a CEO at the age of 20? The fuck? And what have I got? besides killer biceps, a smokin’ hot girlfriend, and a shitty blog? I’ll tell you what I don’t got: I don’t got my own company with a bunch of little college girl interns strutting around in yoga pants like my dress code would mandate. God damn Seth has it made.

Also, Alcove Linebacker Brian gives the Iron Sports Gym guy a run for his money:

Two Scoops Legends.

Thanks to James G. Guttershot for the tip.

-Tony Muscoli

May 27, 2026

The Man in the Blue Khaki Shirt: A Short Story

It was morning in The City. The sun breaking through the tops of buildings, spilling out onto the lawn in front of The Church. Throngs of Asian tourists swarmed the bricks in front of the statuesque church; posing for pictures. A man, dressed casually in grey pants and khaki blue shirt but meaning business, strode across the quad with proud determination; the beautiful blue tint of a skyscraper’s windows loomed above. Moving with confident grace, he passed through the revolving doors and quickly flashing his building pass. The man glided past the security desk and made haste towards the elevator doors. As if a sign from above, the door to elevator 6 lay open, inviting, teasing the man. A quick swivel of his head proved that no one was within ear shot, and with 5 steps left before he crossed the threshold of the elevator doors, the man passed a mighty wind. A burst of flatulence that continued, 4 steps to the door, 3 steps, and with a jaunty skip-step-and-poot he jumped aboard the elevator, butt cheeks still a-blaze, and pushed the number “23.”

But ALAS! In the reflection of the closed elevator doors across the way, another MAN! A man running to catch the doors for elevator 6! How could this be? The man in the khaki blue shirt was aghast. How could this be?! He watched in horror as the doors began to close and then, a hand. A ghostly hand prodded through the small opening and pried the doors of elevator 6 apart. The intruder entered the elevator, turned his back to face front, pressed the number “22”, the doors to elevator 6 closed, and the two men began there ascent.

It had not been five floors into their twenty-two story ascent when it hit them: A smell so foul, so vibrantly disgusting that no amount of seasonal allergy congestion could save you from it. It vibrated off the walls. The small size of the elevator suddenly became very apparent, and panic set in. The intruder coughed. The man in the blue khaki shirt squirmed; how could this happen? He was so careful. All eyes rested on the numbers above: Floor 17, 18, 19… the stench of rotting banana peels, burnt protein powder, and month old egg yolks clung to the insides of their nostrils, and permeated their clothes.

Finally, floor 22. The intruder, unintruded, and left the elevator, letting out a sigh of relief, “uuugh” and breathing fresh air for the first time in 15 agonizing seconds. He didn’t turn to face the man in the blue khaki shirt. The elevator doors closed once again and the man in the blue khaki shirt relaxed, too relaxed, and he farted once more before arriving at his floor.

And as the doors opened to floor 23, the man in the blue khaki shirt looked up, ready to escape this foul prison, rank with anal death. Yet there, standing, a woman; ready to return to the ground floor. Sheer terror gripped the man in the blue khaki shirt, but it was too late. What was done was done. All the man could do was smile and say, “all you,” as he exited the elevator. And as the doors to elevator 6 closed on the woman behind him, he could swear he heard her choking.

The man in the blue khaki shirt was me. And my protein farts are TERRIBLE this morning.

-Tony Muscoli

May 26, 2026 1 note

#Protein

Weight Training for Senior Scoopers

"We got a 70 year old who will be benching over 500lbs today."

Hell yeah grandpa. Tear that iron up. This reminds me of that little girl who could squat twice her bodyweight. Shit is incredible. Makes me feel like I’m not doing something right. These old dudes getting after it. How much pussy do you think they get at bingo night? Stroll into the old folks home, curl some sexy old broad up out of her walker and say, “want to see me bench press Etta’s Hoveround?” Makin’ grannies wet. Hell these guys are making me wet. At the end, when Pops said, “I’m going to continue to work out with weights until I die - until I can’t do it anymore,” I nearly started to cry. That is some emotional shit. Quit tugging on my heartstrings Gramps or I will feel genuine sadness when I collect my inheritance. Best line of the whole video though:

"Watch yourself… when I get on the bench I kick up baby! I’m like a mule."

I double bolded that quote in large font so the old folks could read it.

Thanks to Tyler G. aka Griz for the video.

-Tony Muscoli

May 25, 2026 1 note

#Weight Lifting #Powerlifting

How to Not Look Like an Ass in The Gym

Reader Email:
Hey Tony,

I’ve been following you for a few months now,…(blah blah blah)… I was lifting today and saw things that really piss me off. You have spent time in gyms where some guys think that their shit doesn’t stink, these guys, in my opinion are the guys who…

1. Run backwards on the treadmills

2. ”Air Box” in the mirror

3. Use the bungie cords on the bench because they saw some guy repping 315 with a bungie, so they want to use one with their 135 reps

4. And last but not least, the guy that makes a spectacle of his ab workout by flipping and suspending by the pull up bar

Now Tony, I have been lifting for a few years, I considered myself knowledgable of lifts and benefits that certain workouts give you. If I am missing the bus and these workouts are so beneficial then sign me up but, I feel these are the guys that work out to just be seen at the gym. Let me know what you think, and if you got any others.

Thanks Tony, keep up the good work.

-Hambone

Alright Hambone, I am glad you came to me with your questions. You brought up some great points and I am going to hit each one right in the face:

1) Running backwards on the treadmill. A more important question might be, what the fuck are you doing running on the treadmill in the first place? If you need to sweat, and you got a bad knee or something (like myself), act like you have been there and get on the stationary bike like an experienced meathead. Ellipticals and running backwards are for fuck-ups and fruitcakes.

2) “Air Boxing” in the mirror. It is called “Shadow Boxing”, and I don’t mind it when done in moderation. Some guys lift to be huge, some guys lift to look huge, and some guys lift to be strong so they can win bar fights. So if you want to be some kind of MMA superstar and shadow box all over the place; power to you - just don’t do it in my fucking gym. If you want to shadow box, do it in a proper gym. If you want to shadow box, commit to being a boxer, and join a gym with speed bags, jump ropes, heavy bags, a ring, sparing equipment, guys who hold the pads for you, and mirrors for shadow boxing. Don’t join my gym and punch figments of your imagination while taking up all my mirror space when I am trying to get my flex on.

3) Using the bungee cords on the bench because they saw some guy repping 315 with a bungee, so they want to use one with their 135 reps.
To be honest I’ve never really understood the bungee-cord bench. I guess it is suppose to help with the top half of the benching motion. So if you find the 2nd half of the motion easy, you might try adding a resistance band? Personally, I think that just means you can add more weight, which in turn makes you look cooler, which in turn gets you chicks. Some people swear by the resistance band, say it helps them “overcome plateaus” and “accelerate their gains.” I’m kind of indifferent.

I will take Hambone’s side on this one too; if you are doing it just cause you saw some big guy do it, perhaps you should reflect on your life. Assess your life choices, are you just trying to emulate people who are more accomplished in hopes that their path to success will be as yours? That is a foolish way to lift through life. Be your own man, make your own decisions, don’t be a fucking bungee cord wannabee or i’ll snap that fucker right down onto your forehead.

4) The guy that makes a spectacle of his ab workout by flipping and suspending by the pull up bar.
I’ve agreed with all of our reader’s peeves up to this one, but this is where I have to get off the Hambone Express. Doing insane ab work outs to make a spectacle of yourself is EXACTLY the type of behavior that Two Scoops promotes. When you are in the gym, you want people to know that you are the most important person in there. I personally prefer such barbell rattling moves as the “Jump Squat” or the “Hang Clean (w/ theatrical foot stomp)”. Or if I am on the pull up bar I am a huge fan of the “Clap Pull-Up” or the “Muscle Up”, both of those moves really turn heads. However, there is a difference between spectacle and theatrical, and theater kids are losers. So be careful not to get theatrical, or risk ending up looking like this guy:

The guy in this video has the right idea, but he is trying a little bit too hard. If you are going to show off, make sure you don’t look like you are trying to show off. Be a pro. This guy looks like he just learned how to do this and couldn’t wait to post this video on YouTube. The guy in this video below however…

That is how you show off. Dude makes it look easy. Takes that pull up bar and makes it his bitch.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

May 24, 2026 7 notes

#Hot Girls Working Out #Gym Etiquette #Reader Email

Deadlifting Naked and Drunk? No Problem for Frank.

Reader Email:
Tony,

What do you think of the awesome Asian dude who does this stuff? There’s also a video of him deadlifting drunk. How many points on the scale of awesomeness does he get from you ?

- Tuplad

Right off the bat, I am thinking this guy is some hipster Planet Fitness douche, trying to make a mockery of weight lifters. But apparently there is also a video of him deadlifting drunk, which I had to see before I could write this dude off completely.

Frank Yang is GETTING AFTER IT! “Frank the Tank! Frank the Tank!” I’ll be the first to admit, I am impressed. I’m still thinking Asian-hipster with that hair cut, but the dude puts up some decent weight while slugging back some Johnnie Walker (respek). Plus, this guy can’t weigh more than 150lbs. I found some videos of him squatting 400+lbs, and another of him benching twice his body weight. His website boasts a max deadlift is 500lbs. I don’t care how goofy your hair cut is, I am on this guys team after that. And now that I think about it, deadlifting naked would be fucking great. The whole point of lifting is to check out your sweet pump in the mirror while you do it, so you might as well check out your chub while you’re at it.

So to answer your question Tuplad, on The Scale of Awesomeness - 1 being Planet Fitness, 10 being Arnold Schwarzenegger (pre-lovechild) - I give Frank a healthy 7. That is a pretty high fucking score, and I’d like to give him more but I just can’t give anybody who weighs less than 165lbs more than a 7. I’m sorry I just can’t. Rules are rules.

-Tony Muscoli

May 23, 2026

#Reader Email

HEY ARNOLD! WTF?!

Reader Email:

Tony, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT?!

-The Diplomat

Oh what the faaaaaaalk Arnold. I don’t know what to do. In case you are a rutard, this is the woman Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child with. Honestly, I am afraid to blog it. Half because it is slightly tainting the visage I have of our hero, and half because every blogger and their legitimate news counterpart has been on this story for week but I am only just getting to it now. I have been outblogged, and I am outright disgusted with Arnold.

Hey Arnold!,
You had the best physique in the entire world for 7 years. That is license to kill, print money, and bang the hottest broads in the entire world. WHAT THE FUCK was this for?!>!%&* Ew. Vomit. Gross. Shit. I quit.

-Tony Muscoli

May 22, 2026

#Arnold Schwarzenegger

Gratuitous Amounts of Bicep: Ronnie Coleman

I mean, I don’t think I really have to say anything, do I? 22” of Glory. 8x Mr. Olympia, probably on biceps alone. And the best catch phrases in bodybuilding. Even non-meatheads can appreciate the shit this guy says. You could be a desk jockey, just crushing expense reports yelling, “LIGHT WORK BABAAYYY!!!” I know I do. This Excel spreadsheet? “Ain’t nothin’ but a peanut!”

Look at the fucking BICEP VEIN!
It is nuts. I just want to touch it.

Fuck I am excited to lift today. I have a lifting boner.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

May 19, 2026 5 notes

#Gratuitous Amounts of Bicep #Ronnie Coleman #Bodybuilders #light weight

My Dick is Not Small.

Last night I was in the pre-smash phase with this skank when she asked me, “Brent, why is your dick so small?”
And I replied, “It’s not, my quads are huge.”

-Brent “The Preacher” Curls

Pic of me and my quad.

May 18, 2026

#legs

Arnold Schwarzenegger Love Child? No Surprise Here

(CNN) — Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child more than 10 years ago outside of his marriage to Maria Shriver, a source close to the former California governor confirmed to CNN on Tuesday…

After Schwarzenegger and Shriver married in 1986, they became one of America’s most famous couples.

He was one of Hollywood’s highest-paid actors, and she was a network news anchor and a member of the Kennedy family, America’s storied Democratic political dynasty.

Shortly before the 2003 gubernatorial election that catapulted the former actor to political office, however, the Los Angeles Times ran a series of articles in which 16 women accused him of sexually harassing and humiliating them over a 30-year period in incidents on movie sets, at gymnasiums and elsewhere.

One of the women said that when she worked with Schwarzenegger on a movie, he pulled up her shirt to expose her breasts and took a picture, and groped her on two other occasions…

…Schwarzenegger said he knew nothing about Miller’s allegations and said the timing of the complaints of the 16 women was “rather odd,” given that no one had filed a complaint against him in the 35 years that he had lived in the United States.

Schwarzenegger issued a general apology for “behaving badly sometimes” but said many of the allegations were not true “because that’s not my behavior.”

Schwarzenegger, a naturalized U.S. citizen from Austria who gained fame as the youngest winner of the Mr. Universe bodybuilding contest, was governor until January. He has been busy in recent months reviving his acting career and signing movie deals — including a project to do another installment of his “Terminator” series.

Does this surprise anybody? Doesn’t surprise me. Pretty run-of-the-mill Arnold. I don’t get what all the fuss is about. He has a hot wife, but banged other chicks. Soooo… what? Tiger Woods, and every other famous athlete, already beat Arnold to the media on that one. Do people forget that Arnold was once an athlete too? Do people forget that Arnold won Mr. Olympia 7 times for being the hugest, most muscular athlete on the planet? Obviously, that means he was covered in cunt 24/7. Now, if he ignored his love child then I might sing a different tune, but he paid for his illegitimate kid, like a gentleman should, so I got no beef.

And don’t say a god damned thing about the 16 women who accused him of sexual assault. Arnold nailed it on the head when he said that the timing of their complaints was “rather odd.” Obviously, these women saw him on the movie set, took one look at Arnold’s Bicep, and immediately starting fingering themselves. Can’t blame Arnold for reaching in to grab a tit.

So what does Arnold do with his marriage and political career coming to a screeching halt? He brushes his shoulders off and signs up for another Terminator movie, one of the most bad-ass roles in cinematic history. The guy is killing it. The man does everything right. He is unstoppable.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

May 17, 2026

#Arnold Schwarzenegger

My Tough Mudder T-Shirt Sucks

My Tough Mudder T-Shirt sucks. I was suppose to do Tough Mudder New England last weekend, but because my knee is a pussy, I couldn’t run with the rest of Team TwoScoopsGetHuge. I had a sweet pair of posing trunks to run in and everything. Well Team TwoScoopsGetHuge, the assholes that they are, brought me back this stupid fucking t-shirt:

I hate Planet Fitness. Team TwoScoopsGetHuge is a bunch of twats.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

May 17, 2026

#Planet Fitness #Tough Mudder

Bringing your Girlfriend to the Gym

No. No? NO! NO. NO. ~~Yes~~. No?! NO! I don’t know how many different ways I can say it. Don’t do it. Just don’t. Having your wife, girlfriend, hook-up, or even some-girl-you-sometimes-stare-at when-she-isn’t-looking-at-you with you at the gym is a terrible idea. You are constantly trying to either ignore or impress this woman and while you are thinking about crushing box, you are forgetting to do what you came to do - CRUSH WEIGHT. That is why whenever my buddy says, “hey do you mind if Susan comes to the gym with us today?”
I respond, “First of all, why is your girlfriend named Susan? And, No.”

I’ve tried it before, bringing a girl to the gym, and I won’t do it again. I get all self-conscious about being my normal macho self - I don’t feel right about flexing and grunting all over the place. Meanwhile she is all self-conscious about swoobs or having her mascara run or whatever girls worry about. I know what you are thinking though, “But Tony, when else do I get to see my girl in yoga pants?” I solved that conundrum long ago: Just make yoga pants the standard household uniform, strictly enforce this rule. That way you don’t have to bring her to the gym just to see how awesome that ass looks in them yoga pants.

I fucking love yoga pants as much as the next guy, but rules are rules. No GFs, sorry.

"The gym is my version of church, and I’m a deeply religious man in this sense"
-James Fell (foxnews.com)

This dude is talking about women ruining the sanctity of the gym, and I am totally on board. I have a strict no-estrogen policy when it comes to free weights.

In the meantime, here are more pictures of yoga pants in case you forgot what they looked like. You’re welcome.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

P.S. Thanks to our reader, “Dickvein,” for sending in the quote. I love it when Two Scoopers send shit in, means I don’t have to do as much work. I love it even more when they sign their emails with awesome names like “Dickvein.” Keep up the good work. Free Two Scoops T-Shirt (we’ll make one up) to the person who signs their email with a better name than ‘Dickvein’ (probably not possible).

May 15, 2026

#Hot Girls Working Out

The Girl from the Planet Fitness Commercial

I found her. The girl. The girl from the Planet Fitness Bang Bang Bang commercial. Her name is Sara Fletcher, and after scouring the internet for pictures of her, I am really not as into her as I used to be. Nothing special. She has the “girl next door” vibe, but huge dudes don’t settle for “the girl next door.” We bang smokin’ hot babes at the club and rub it in little people’s faces like “hey man, you might have personality, but it doesn’t matter cause I have FAT biceps that would break your t-shirt sleeves in half. That is why you are with “the girl next door” and I am dance-floor dry humping “the girl you dream about.” Suck it.

Meh. Sorry sugar, i’ve had better.

-Tony Muscoli

May 12, 2026

#Planet Fitness

The Quad is The New Bicep

I knew this day would come. I have dreaded it for months now.

I am not huge.

There, I said it. Fuck you. Leave me alone. Three months ago I busted my knee doing a superset of hack squats and power lunges. Complete destruction. Had surgery on it a month ago and the healing has begun (it is going well, thanks for asking), but the fact remains that 3 months of inactivity has resulted in maximum muscle atrophy. The physical therapist looked at my quad this morning and said, "wow, it is amazing how little muscle there is." That is verbatim, I shit you not. I know I just had major reconstructive surgery, but still - do you understand how this makes me feel? Do you know what this does to my self confidence? She might as well have just said, “nice skirt vaginaface” and kicked me in the balls - would have had the same effect.

Now, can I be honest, REALLY fucking honest here? Über honest? The physical therapist took my quad measurement to see how much I had atrophied… 6cm above the top of the knee cap, my quad measured 43.5cm in circumference. Fuck me. I almost threw up. My super smoking hot girlfriend laughs when I wear shorts. I cry when I look in the mirror. Not only does my knee look all weird and swollen, but it is only 43.5cm around. For you Americans that is 17.1 inches. At one point before my surgery, my bicep was bigger than my quad is now. Do you know how disgusting that is? I am all for beach muscles, 100% for them, but your quad should NEVER EVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER be even close to the size of your bicep. That is why I am changing the game.

After months of bicep concentration (Gratuitous Amounts of Bicep, Why I Only Lift Arms, Big Arms Equals Big Hops, Legit Biceps = Legit Babes, etc.) I, personally, am going to by the new mantra:

"The Quad is the new Bicep."

This is what my legs will look like.

I am just starting to walk again now, and I can single leg press 40lbs on my bad leg. I have a long way to go, but when I am done I vow to have fucking massif legs - twice the size they are now. Never again shall I skip a legs day and do curls instead. Join me Two Scoopers, and together we will be able to donkey kick the fuck out of chicken legged gym rats everywhere…

…or not. I can do way more pull ups now that I don’t have all that troublesome leg muscle.

-Tony “Too Honest” Muscoli

May 10, 2026

#Biceps

How to get kicked out of Planet Fitness, or any gym for that matter

First of all, credit where credit is due: I found this video on BarstoolSports.com with the caption, “Planet Fitness being fucked as always.” I love it when some of the bigger blogs get in on the Planet Fitness bashing. LOVE IT.

YouTube Video Description:
I POSTED THIS SO SHOW WHAT CAN BE ACCOMPLISHED AT AGE 49. PLANET FITNESS DECIDED TO REVOKE MY MEMBERSHIP BECAUSE OF THIS. I EXPLAINED MY INTENTIONS WERE POSATIVE AND REMOVED THEM IMMEDIATLEY, THE LOCAL MANAGER EVEN SAID THAT ME AND RED WERE EXCELLENT MEMBERS, VERY POSATIVE AND NEVER A PROBLEM, BUT THE STILL REVOKED ME AND HER, EVEN THOUGH SHE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. THE IPOD CAMERA WAS ON A STAND IN PLAIN SITE, NOBODY WAS IN THE LOCKER ROOM WHEN I SHOT THIS. THEY WERE UNABLE TO SHOW ME WHERE I BROKE ANY RULES WHEN I ASKED, WHICH THERE WERE NO RULES BROKEN. IF YOU AGREE THAT PLANET FITNESS WAS FAIR, PLEASE SELECT DISLIKE, IF YOU FEEL THEY WERE UNFAIR AND WENT TO FAR BY REVOKING ME WITH NO WARNING, PLEASE SELECT LIKE.

I diagnosed this immediately. Here is the problem, his flexing sucks. Maybe they wouldn’t have kicked him out if he could hit just ONE POSE correctly. For the record, I AM NOT taking Planet Fitness’ side. However, I am going to have to reprimand this guy for putting on a terrible show. I am all for flexing in the locker room. If you want to film it, fucking go for it, long as you don’t try to use that camera to get all candid with my junk. But if you are going to be a meathead in Planet Fitness, you better be ready to fucking bring it. You gotta represent! For example:

Get your head up! Quads out, work up a semi-boner, and for the love of Arnold have a god damned abdominal muscle - just one, is that too much to ask? If you are going to flex in a Planet Fitness stall you have to show some confidence! Look at Jerome Ferguson on the right, head up, quads flexed, huge package, getting the party started.

Here the hand position is all off, in both. Planet Fitness dude just looks like he is shivering or something. Come on, this is the pose every kid starts practicing when they are 10. The guy on the right is moving in the right direction. Wrists are in position for maximum forearm pump but still not very symmetrical. What are we going for here? Perfection, and here it is:

America! Fuck yeah. Traps for days. Even if he wasn’t famous, you think the Hulkster would have gotten kicked out of Planet Fitness? Abso-fucking-lutely. But he wouldn’t leave, and people would clap for him.

And then I need to address this pose because it confuses me so much:

What the fuck are those T-Rex hands? Get rid of them! Maybe if you learned what to do with your hands they wouldn’t have to kick you out. Take notes:

Excellent use of the gym beanie here as well.

My two cents? Learn to pose, then re-apply for a gym membership… anywhere BUT Planet Fitness.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

May 6, 2026

#Planet Fitness #Flexing

Bodybuilder from the Planet Fitness Commercials is the shit. You want to party with this dude.

I am talking, of course, about this dude - Jerome Ferguson:

The character that Jerome Ferguson plays in this commercial was so jacked up I had to know more about him to see if he was just as awesome in person . Turns out, he is awesomer. Just watch this interview with Ocean Bloom, you’ll see what I mean.

"Right here baby, the one and only. Let’s get this party started. Hey, she already got this party started man!"

I. Fucking. Love this guy. I have never seen somebody so psyched up to give away free t-shirts. Ferguson has the best attitude, of anybody, anywhere, hands down. How fun would it be to party with guy? Just non stop energy the whole time. How many fucking parties can this guy start at one time? I think I counted three in this video? A party in the interview, one in the booth, and one later with BSN and BodyBuilding.com? SO MUCH FUCKING PARTY. And to top it off (for you Lady Scoops), the guy is hung:

So that makes a party in his pants too. That is FOUR total parties at once. Dude is just insane. He is the kind of guy you want at ALL of your fiestas. First of all he is huge, which gives you street cred. Second, he will get everybody amped up by giving away free t-shirts and cozies and shit. And third, he is a big dick playa, which attracts size-curious ladies (you can pick up the scraps).
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

May 4, 2026 2 notes

#Planet Fitness #bodybuilders

Rémi Gaillard Winning at Mister Universe 2002

This dude (Rémi Gaillard) has THE MOST entertaining YouTube channel I have ever seen. Thank god I watched every single video on the internet that has the words “Mister Universe” in the title or I would never have found this.
-Tony Muscoli

May 3, 2026

Two Scoops. Get Huge.

May 2011

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