“We got a 70 year old who will be benching over 500lbs today.”
Hell yeah grandpa. Tear that iron up. This reminds me of that little girl who could squat twice her bodyweight. Shit is incredible. Makes me feel like I’m not doing something right. These old dudes getting after it. How much pussy do you think they get at bingo night? Stroll into the old folks home, curl some sexy old broad up out of her walker and say, “want to see me bench press Etta’s Hoveround?” Makin’ grannies wet. Hell these guys are making me wet. At the end, when Pops said, “I’m going to continue to work out with weights until I die - until I can’t do it anymore,” I nearly started to cry. That is some emotional shit. Quit tugging on my heartstrings Gramps or I will feel genuine sadness when I collect my inheritance. Best line of the whole video though:
“Watch yourself… when I get on the bench I kick up baby! I’m like a mule.”
I double bolded that quote in large font so the old folks could read it.
Thanks to Tyler G. aka Griz for the video.
-Tony Muscoli
