wheyhuge:
G SHIT SON.
At first, I wanted to tear this guy a new one for being such a tool. This is clearly a white kid, talking about “G" shit, and it is embarrassing. I’m not saying I wanted to hit him with some new-age, internet cyber-bullying either. I am saying I had the urge to bully him the old fashioned way.
I wanted to give this “G" a Noogie, a Texas Titty Twister, a Wet Willy, a Purple Nurple, and a Tennessee Taint Tap. Then I wanted to hold him upside down by his ankles to shake out his lunch money while calling him names like “Prison Barber," and “Nearsighted Gynecologist."
But I stopped myself. I realized that, as toolish as posting this picture and saying “G shit" is, I do a lot of the same shit:
I curl 40lb dumbbells.
I take creatine.
I save old scoops and empty supplement bottles.
I think guns are badass.
I think Scooby is cool dude.
This brings me to my next point: the guy on the monitor wearing the fedora is Scooby1961. He posts YouTube videos about bodybuilding. He is old, he wears fedoras, and in this video about him not liking weed, he wears a bucket hat. Bucket hats and preaching the evils of weed are NOT “G shit" by any definition - sorry. Instead of bullying this kid, I am going to offer him some assistance:
How to Edit This Picture So It Is “G Shit," Son
- Replace the picture of Scooby1961 with a picture of Tookie Williams.
- Place a lighter next to the spoon of creatine.
- Put spinners on your dumbbell.
- Hide an eight ball in the picture somewhere.
- Candy paint your Glock.
- Fan out a few hundred dollar bills on the table.
- Be less white.
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-Tony “Too Gangsta" Muscoli
