Here is a little intro: this dude calls himself Scooby. He is no doubt huge, and I am all for seeing old dudes getting jacked, shaving their chest, and icing up there nipples before they film themselves to be on YouTube, but something is just a little off. Take a look:
In this video, our friend Scooby1961 is preaching about the adverse effects of weed on your bodybuilding regime.
I don’t know what it is about this guy, but I find him hilarious. Maybe it is his bucket hat, maybe it is the fact that he trekked out into the woods and surrounded himself with symbolic foliage to make this video, or maybe it is the way he talks so matter-of-factly about weed while his giant pecs are bouncing all over the place. More likely, it is the fact that this dude has clearly never smoked anything besides salmon in his life. Now I don’t smoke weed anymore, i’m not in fucking middle school. But I don’t know, I just get the feeling that this guy spent the 70’s stuffed in a locker somewhere instead of getting high like the rest of his generation, and now he is rebelling by getting huge and proving all those big bullies wrong. I mean I could be wrong, but I am not. I’ll let you judge for yourself though. Use the comments or something, I don’t give a shit.
Sidenote: If you get high and watch this, Scooby’s abs look like a sad face.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
