Two Scoops. Get Huge.

I’m kidding. I would never wear this T-shirt. It is funny, but it is classless, and I respect the hell out of this guy for wearing it.

-Tony “Two Scoops" Muscoli

This shirt is a NEED TO HAVE.

-Tony “Two Scoops" Muscoli

Reader Email:

Hey Tony,

I got a pair of straps with your name on ‘em. Here is a pic for you to J.O. to.

-James G. Guttershot

Everybody knows that Tony “Two Scoops" doesn’t cry, but I think I might be having an emotion right now. I don’t know what the precursor to crying is, because I have never cried, but I think that is what I am feeling right now:

I think this feeling is pride, for I have never been so proud to call myself Tony “Two Scoops" in my entire life. These straps even have American Flags on them! That is massively awesome - mawesome! God Bless America! It would nary surprise me if Ronnie Coleman himself had blessed these glorious tools of hypertrophy. I am sincerely proud of this James G. Guttershot, whomever he may be.

Now that I am done being emotional, my question is, where can I get some of these? Where can the rest of the Two Scoopers get some of these?

How fucking awesome would it be to do deadlifts with straps that said “Get Huge" on them? Then you look to the rack on your left, and there is a guy doing Barbell Rows with “Two Scoops" straps on, and you guys give each other HUGE high fives and everybody in the gym is jealous of how huge and awesome you are. Maybe you throw in a chest bump too? Perhaps even slap dicks together? I don’t judge.

God! Arnold! these straps are awesome.

-Tony “Two Scoops" Muscoli

Joe Gambino’s Pre-workout Checklist:

• Sleeveless? Check.
• Diesel shirt slogan? Check.
• Custom “Big Joe" wrist wraps? Check.

…

…Wait, where the hell do I get “Big Tony" wrist wraps? I need that gym swag! And I needed it yesterday.

-Tony “Two Wraps" Muscoli

When most people see this picture they are going to think, “wow, what a beast!"… or something along those lines. But here at Two Scoops we think outside the box, beyond the obvious, we like to find true bodybuilding insight where others see none, and when I look at this picture, all I can think is, "that guy’s outfit is the fucking tits."

This man, is the epitome of proper deadlifting attire. Just check out the Skin-to-Singlet ratio this guy has going on; marvel at its ingenuity. 3/4ths of this guy’s uni is comprised entirely of straps! He is basically shirtless… but he isn’t. What a brilliant asshole.

Next time you see ol’ Tony in the gym, lookout for one of these singlets, cause I’m fucking getting one.

-Tony “Two Scoops" Muscoli

I am almost in tears at how perfect this T-shirt is for me.

I’M NOT REAL SMART
BUT I CAN LIFT HEAVY THINGS

-Tony “Two Scoops" Muscoli