Two Scoops. Get Huge.

"The only way to confuse your muscles, is to go to the gym, and not hit chest or bis."

"Kali is an expert on street workouts, because in prison, he had two choices: Lift, or Die. The hardest choice you ever had to make was Dom, or Tony, and you chose both."

"DO YOU COMPETE?!"

Since you already all got shredded up for Ultra, you are ready for Summer Music Festival Season:

Nailed it, again. I feel like Dom and Tony would be swolebros.

I lost it at “Increased Perceived Dick Size.” I would have laughed harder if I wasn’t so painfully hungover… nothing a couple of protein shakes can’t cure though.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

Bust out a sweet Spring Break pump with these tips from The Dom:

-Tony

For those of you who don’t know Dom Mazzetti, he and I had had a little riff last year when he made his video “Dom Mazzetti vs. Meatheads" - and by riff, I mean I wrote a blog post about the video.

Since then, Dom has launched a new YouTube channel called BroScienceLife, and it would have been the first YouTube channel I’ve ever subscribed to, if I knew how to subscribe to a YouTube channel. I laugh out loud at least once during each of his videos.

What is Bro Science? was the first video posted to this channel, and it sets the stage nicely for future videos from “The Dom.”

Dom Mazzetti & Tony Muscoli

I’d like to think that Dom and Tony where childhood friends. Growing up in Brooklyn, they used to hang out in the Gold’s Gym parking lot together, shooting paper clips at people running by and shouting “cardio loser!”

Eventually Dom went away to acting school, and Tony stayed in Brooklyn to attend SUNY, but they kept in touch. Dom became a YouTube sensation, while Tony struggled to write posts for a blog with 6 followers. Tony developed a supplement problem that lead to bouts of Pre-workout Induced Insomnia and a horrifying case of Bull Testicles.

Then, Tony’s modest, yet loyal following decided to help. They wrote to Tony’s old friend Dom and said,

Dear Dom,
Have you ever considered inviting Tony Two Scoops onto your show? He really needs your help right now. He has developed a crippling supplement addiction and is taking upwards of 10 scoops a day - I can’t even count how many pills! The roid rage is unbearable, his blog posts are starting to be affected. I think having him on your show would help him get back on track.

Yours Hugely,
A Concerned Two Scooper

You guys see what I am trying to do here? Copy and paste that letter into an email to Dom, or Tweet @DomMazzetti, or whatever you kids do these days. Help your Uncle Tony out.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Get Huge