Wolverine came out this past weekend grossing $86.1 Million worldwide. You would think that Hugh Jackman would be taking a break after preparing for that role, until he posted this on Twitter a few hours ago:
Looks like Hugh has been sipping on that Two Scoops sauce. Once he got all cut up for Wolverine, he started digging his new shred and wants to keep that pump on.
Stay huge Hugh, stay huge.
"If the bar ain’t bendin, then you’re just pretendin."
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
P.S. Hugh, I would suggest pulling your shorts down during photo opps until you can add some mass to those puppies.
I don’t even care that these are bumper plates. The fact that this chick even thought it was a good idea to put that many plates on the bar and then deadlift it is so righteous, that I felt a legitimate need to use the word “righteous.”
YouTube Description - I passed out. Huge knot on the back of my head.
Have you ever wondered how you can look THE MOST badass at the gym? You can start by moving some heavy ass weight on major compound lifts. A big bench, squat, or deadlift never fails to impress. But how do you take that shit to the next level? How do you rise above? Combo moves, that’s how.
Olympic lifts are a great example of a Compound Lift Combo Move. If you can Clean and Press multiple plates, you will look pretty massif in your average gym because most meatheads are easily confused by feats of strength that require any level of athleticism.
That is why real meatheads need to invent powerlifting combo moves that require less coordination and technique than something like the Shot Put, or traditional Olympic lifts. Instead, a skilled meathead will utilize a compound lift combo move that substitutes in Brute Strength and Badassery for Athleticism and Coordination.
Like this guy, who deadlifts 538lbs then passes the fuck out. Some of you naysayers might say, “but Tony, passing out isn’t badass! It shows he can’t handle the weight.” To which I reply, “Did you see how fucking fast that chick was all over him after he passed out? Yea. Badass.”
Love at first site.
You don’t see girls running over to swoon over guys who complete a set then head over to the fountain for a sip of water do you? No, you don’t.
Combo Moves gentlescoopers, they are the way of the future.
This is a TERRIBLE idea. I can’t stress this enough. I am all for inventing or improvising new exercises at the gym in order to get people to notice how strong and athletic you are, the Clap Pull-up and Decline Air-Fuck Sit Up are good examples of this, but this Reverse Deadlift looks to be about the stupidest fucking thing I can imagine. Actually, I lied, I could never have imagined something this stupid. Don’t get me wrong, on paper I am legally a Stupid, but it takes a special kind of retard to think up, and then perform, the Reverse Deadlift.
Just watching this video, I simultaneously dislocated my shoulder, tore my labrum, blew out my hip flexor, strained an abdominal muscle, and tore my ACL, MCL, PCL, and every other CL, in both my knees… then I pissed myself.
This skinny asshole doesn’t even look cool doing this exercise. This guy should immediately remove the Reverse Deadlift from his routine, and if he can go back in time and NOT do this exercise, he should do that.
Remember how our youngest TwoScooper was born recently? Obviously we sent the parents the perfect gift for their newborn, the Buff Baby Rattle that is a dumbbell. Got to get that little midget started early.
I should be a baby shower party planner that gift is so fucking perfect. Anyway, the kid’s been going at that thing like it was a Shake Weight and it is paying off, the kid deadlifts 285 now:
Two Scoops. Get Huge. End of Story. You think you know how to be a meathead? Nope. You don't. You are small. You are weak. But we can help. So sit down, read up, and get ready for a hot beef injection.
