A miracle of life at 1am this morning, Two Scoops’ youngest fan was born. In celebration, here are some tips on raising a Tiny Two Scooper. Don’t forget to send in your kid’s progress pics.
8 Tips for Raising a Tiny Two Scooper:
- Whey protein blends very well with Gerber’s baby food.
Studies have shown that infants like the taste of ‘Extreme Vanilla’ the most. - It is a long standing rumor that weight training for children and adolescents will stunt there growth. FALSE. Here is proof: http://aappolicy.aappublications.org/cgi/content/full/pediatrics;121/4/835
- If they can crawl, they can do push-ups.
- Add weighted tape to your child’s toys to increase resistance during playtime.
- Babies are most apt to engage in physical exercise right before feeding. Once you feed them, they will nap.
- Get the little guy walking sooner by incorporating leg presses into his daily diaper changing routine.
- If you thought NO-Xplode made YOU poop, try it on a baby.
- The Ferber Method is outdated. Try The Muscoli Method, a technique invented 30 seconds ago by Tony Muscoli to solve infant angst. It involves “baby-training” children to self-soothe by teaching the child to perform a predetermined amount of push-ups before receiving external comfort.
The Muscoli Method can have your kid looking like this freak of nature in no time!
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
