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“NO Deadlifting” Says Planet Fitness

Effective October 1st, absolutely NO deadlifting will be allowed, per Planet Fitness corporate regulations.

What’s next Planet Fitness? “NO Weightlifting will be allowed, ONLY Cardio.” I think I just vomited, a lot, onto my keyword, at the thought of a place like that. I bet all the walls and equipment would be colored something really fruity like yellow and purple. Come to think of it, a place that didn’t have free weights, was decorated like a Chucky Cheese ball pit, and whose clientele consisted entirely of fat girls and scrawny guys, would look a lot like a fucking PLANET FITNESS.

If you haven’t cancelled your Planet Fitness membership yet, get off this site. I don’t even want you here. I don’t. I’m not even going to apologize for it.

I don’t care how convenient the location is for you, what’s the point if Planet Fitness doesn’t even let you pick things up and put them down?

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

 
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Posted at 11:09am
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  1. themarbleandthesculptor reblogged this from hashtag-gymlife
  2. unoriginalthinkings reblogged this from hashtag-gymlife
  3. randomactsoffitness reblogged this from hashtag-gymlife
  4. amplified-stillness reblogged this from realgirlsliftheavy and added:
    TRUE FACTS: Planet Fitness by my house has pizza night and morning bagels on the first Monday and Tuesday of every...
  5. oldschoolamrap reblogged this from jandthelyonsden
  6. the-agony-of-atlas reblogged this from doodle904
  7. wantmuscle28 reblogged this from realgirlsliftheavy and added:
    WTF? How does this place call itself a gym?
  8. doodle904 reblogged this from daveloire and added:
    That’s stupid! They say it interrupts the environment.
  9. theworldofdean reblogged this from drwannabe
  10. daveloire reblogged this from hashtag-gymlife and added:
    Which is why I laugh when people try to get me to go there.
  11. realsm28 reblogged this from drwannabe
  12. learnandbreathe reblogged this from hashtag-gymlife
  13. drwannabe reblogged this from hashtag-gymlife and added:
    The fuck is this shit?
  14. hashtag-gymlife reblogged this from realgirlsliftheavy and added:
    A lot of health clubs have implemented this rule. I’m still not sure of the reasoning. It might be because of property...
  15. raising-thebar reblogged this from realgirlsliftheavy and added:
    Straight ridiculous. “Only a dumbbell would get a membership there”. This place needs to go out of business. Fast.
  16. strong-party reblogged this from realgirlsliftheavy and added:
    WOW that’s bullshit!
  17. jandthelyonsden reblogged this from realgirlsliftheavy and added:
    Are they for real? What is this place a day spa ?
  18. realgirlsliftheavy reblogged this from twoscoopsgethuge and added:
    the… Oh noooooo! That is just terrible. Not...there’s anywhere
  19. jdcseawolf reblogged this from guerrillatank and added:
    Why doesn’t this say “NO curling in the squat racks”??
  20. ruggerwords reblogged this from guerrillatank and added:
    Huh???
  21. deadboltdomderailed reblogged this from twoscoopsgethuge and added:
    the… Blasphemy. Fucking wierdos. Fitness my lean deadlifting backsquatting ass. Cease then, to call yourself a gym,
  22. grip-n-rip reblogged this from twoscoopsgethuge and added:
    the… Just had to. This is awful. Im going...i can get that banned too….
  23. gefit reblogged this from guerrillatank and added:
    Ummm, planet fitness, there will be no more membership due to my fitness regulations. #fuckyou. Is this for real?
  24. guerrillatank reblogged this from twoscoopsgethuge
  25. tinamariex reblogged this from twoscoopsgethuge and added:
    Re-fucking-diculous
  26. twoscoopsgethuge posted this