Keven “Da Hulk” Washington is 6’ tall and 325 lbs. He was born in New Orleans, LA and his primary forms of communication are grunting, smashing, and flexing. He is the size of person you yield to. He is the reason paranoid white people cross the street when they see black men walking towards them on the sidewalk. He is a beast of a human. Is he even human? His nickname is “Da Hulk” - not “The Hulk,” …DA HULK. Straight GANGSTA SIZE.
This is the kind of size I need; mass so immense that it commands respect. Traps so large that when people see you walking down the street they assume your purpose on this Earth is to conquer. Arms so big that they don’t start fights, they stop them, because your opponents simply forfeit site-on-seen. Scene? Site-on-scene. Seen on site? Whatever, people fucking give up - is the point I’m trying to make.
Watch this video of CT Fletcher and Keven “Da Hulk” Washington.
How frightened are you right now? The intensity in this video is almost unsettling. CT could talk a little less, but I sure as hell ain’t going to tell him to shut up. ”405 lbs FOR A WARM UP.” I can’t even bench 405 for 1 rep. Fuck me.
CT Fletcher doesn’t even need to spot Da Hulk, all he needs to do is yell “Hulk Smash” and hundreds of pounds of iron, steel, and testosterone magically rises into the air. I hope it becomes a fad and people start pause-benching so their spotters can yell “HULK SMASH” each rep (Two Scoopers, please start doing this so we can spot each other at the gym).
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
