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Jay Cutler is at Gold’s Gym right now. He asked me where the assisted pull-up machine was and I pointed, then screamed like a little girl. Right before that happened, I got this photo to commemorate the occasion. I am going to put this on my resume, “Got Jay Cutler to take a picture with me to send to Two Scoops.”

- James

Brilliant shit James. Fucking brilliant. I think we have learned a few things from this photo.

1. Getting your picture taken with the guy who dethroned Ronnie Coleman will get you posted on Two Scoops 10 times out of 10.
2. Calf socks and tucked in shirts are making a comeback.
3. If your arms fit comfortably into your sleeves, you are doing it wrong.
4. Always Flex. Always! Especially if you know that a picture is being taken, there is no reason to not be flexing in it. None! Just flex, all the time, everywhere you go. Jay Cutler is doing it, you better be damn sure you are too. It’s all in the details. I guess that is why he is 4x Mr. Olympia and we are not.

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-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

This picture of Phil Heath takes on a whole new meaning when you slap a Brazzers logo on it.

Breaking News: Jay Cutler Signs Deal with BPI Sports

4x Mr. Olympia is 4x your size.

BPISports.net - BPI Sports, the mind and body behind EXT and IMAGE Sports, along with four-time Mr. Olympia winner, Jay Cutler, are proud to announce a joint entrepreneurial contract. This new deal, the first of its kind will allow Cutler to endorse select BPI, EXT and IMAGE Sports’ products, while at the same time, provide Cutler a significant equity stake in the upcoming, not-yet-released “Jay Cutler Signature Series” product line set to debut in 2013.

In this video, Jay’s amazing acting ability is used to announce a new deal that will make him the BPI Sports poster boy on his run at the 2013 Mr. Olympia title.

He will drive around in this awesome truck and take supplements, and tell you to take supplements too, and all will be right in the world.

At the ripe age of 39, it will be interesting to see if Jay can reclaim his title as Mr. Olympia. Obviously, now that he is sponsored by the makers of “the #1 creatine on the planet,” he is pretty much a shoe in (assuming BPI are also the #1 makers of HGH).

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

Tony’s article on SpotMeBro: Jay Cutler Signs Deal with BPI Sports

“Aaaaaawww yeeeaaah.”