Are you sick and tired of always being second best?
Are you frustrated by all the hard work you put into cultivating mass, only to be upstaged by a new guy at your gym who walks in with even bigger arms than you?
Well look no further people, Two Scoops is going to give you the secret to making huge people, look small.
How to Make Big People Look Small
All you have to do to make huge people look small, is be a fucking giant:
The Rock is 6’ 4” 260lbs and he looks like somebody’s little brother. Arnold is 6’ 2” 235lbs and he looks like a toddler. It is humbling seeing my two personal physique heros being dwarfed by GOD DAMN GIANTS. Doesn’t even make sense.
All I can think about is NFL running backs like Danny Woodhead running straight into an onslaught of men this size.
Fucking RESPECT.
If I do enough squats, I will grow taller, right? Right. TO THE SQUAT RACK!
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
