Team Evil Geniuses Bench Pressing
Team Evil Geniuses is a professional gaming team. As in, professional video game players. Nerds. When I first saw this video, I was thinking, this should be funny to watc… OH SHIT that dude is big!
Geoff throws up what looks like 425lbs, they say 435lbs, but either way it is beast. Can you imagine what would happen if this dude got in a real internet fight? Fuckin’ Leeroy Jenkins is mouthing off at a LAN party, gettin’ real nasty on TeamSpeak saying shit like, “You are such a doucherfag BerserkerGeoff!” (I assumed BerserkerGeoff is Geoff’s gamer tag) When Geoff stands up and flexes his 435lb max bench right up in Leeroy’s grill. After that, ALL YOUR NERDS BELONGS TO GEOFF.
In other news, Anna is hot. Straight up, gamer chick goddess. If she games, so do I. I’ll play Portal 2, if it means I can go through her portal. I’ll play World of Warcraft, if I can raid her Wailing Caverns. I’ll play D2 if she lets me use my Gheed’s Fortune Grand Charm on her - bitches just can’t resist that level of magic find.
I just spit some ill gamer game at you Anna. Holler at me.
Oh, and did I mention that Anna is Anna Prosser, Miss Oregon 2011?
Logically, she dates the dude who can bench 435lb. Just proves that no matter the stigma being a gamer may carry, no matter if you are a jock or nerd, athlete or cyber-athlete, if you are huge, you can pull tail like this. So put down the X-box controller, take your fingers off your macros, and start LARPing the part of Arnold Schwarzenegger circa 1970. Facts speak for themselves boys. Time to hit the free-weights.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
