Wikipedia - A placebo-controlled double-blind experiment found that a group of subjects (composed of vegetarians and vegans) who took 5 grams of creatine per day for six weeks showed a significant improvement on two separate tests of fluid intelligence, Raven’s Progressive Matrices, and the backward digit span test from the Wechsler Adult Intelligence Scale. The treatment group was able to repeat longer sequences of numbers from memory and had higher overall IQ scores than the control group. The researchers concluded that “supplementation with creatine significantly increased intelligence compared with placebo.”
You are fuckin’ right creatine makes you smarter. I’ve been saying it for as long as I can remember, meatheads aren’t stupid. Here is your proof. Hell, I am going to go “get smart” right now. And by “get smart” I mean “take creatine,” and by “take creatine” I mean “take creatine and go study,” and by “take creatine and go study” I mean “take creatine and go to the gym to absolutely massacre my pectorals”.
I feel smarter already.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
