I’ll have what he’s having, sir.
Steve Lattimer makes the starting defense in the movie The Program and has the absolute perfect reaction:
“Starting defense! Place at the table! WHOOOOOOOO!” And then, naturally, he puts his face through a passenger side window. Actions speak louder than words, and Lattimer pretty much writes this blog for me so I can cut right to the point: What the fuck is he on? Where can I find it? How can I put it in my face?
I want to have biceps like his.
I want to hit a new PR on my max bench, stand up, and start flipping over ellipticals.
I want to barbell curl an obscene amount of weight, and then hurl a dumbbell through the skylight.
I want to squat twice my bodyweight, then jog run charge down the street over to the Planet Fitness and drop kick their front doors and piss on the front desk - and not just any kind of piss, radioactive Animal Pak piss.
I want to make starting defense and put my head through a car window.
Lattimer is the epitome of Two Scoops; quintessential meat; straight beefcake and he doesn’t give a fuck who knows it. Get me his Supp Stack. I NEED IT! PLACE AT THE TABLE!
-Tony Muscoli
