If you read my opinion of the old Terry Tate Office Linebacker commercials, then you will understand why I find this video awesome:
My guess is that these two guys fucking ran the school; kids probably lined up to get decapitated by them just to get their 15 minutes. I would like to draw your attention to the sweatshirt kid at 1:48, I am pretty sure he is dead now.
Also, the kid at 0:33, has to be this guy:
It has to be, right? Seth Priebatsch runs a hugely successful start-up company. Don’t ask me who tipped me off on that one, but the Seth is really not helping my case that we won’t end up working for the kids we used to beat up in high school. God damn kid gets choke slammed into dropping out of Princeton and becoming a CEO at the age of 20? The fuck? And what have I got? besides killer biceps, a smokin’ hot girlfriend, and a shitty blog? I’ll tell you what I don’t got: I don’t got my own company with a bunch of little college girl interns strutting around in yoga pants like my dress code would mandate. God damn Seth has it made.
Also, Alcove Linebacker Brian gives the Iron Sports Gym guy a run for his money:
Two Scoops Legends.
Thanks to James G. Guttershot for the tip.
-Tony Muscoli
