Roughly nine months ago (to give you an idea of my turn around time) I saw this story on The Situation from the Jersey Shore endorsing America’s first protein infused vodka. It is called Devotion Vodka and Mike “The Situation” says that the 2 grams of protein in each shot will help prevent hangovers. Well, I say, who the fuck cares? Let’s talk about how the protein in each shot will help KEEP YOU HUGE. Sure 2g’s isn’t a lot of protein, but it is better than nothing. Let’s do a quick comparison:
- Smirnoff Vodka: 0g Protein per Ounce.
- Grey Goose Vodka: 0g Protein per Ounce.
- Devotion Vodka: 2g Protein per Ounce.
I think my research speaks for itself. Gone are the days when a rage hungry meathead has to wait to rip shots while he waits for his protein to metabolize, gone are the days of skipping that extra drink so you can keep your 6-pack, and gone are the days when you have to stop drinking to work out.
"Two Huge" Post-Workout Pre-Going Out Protein Vodka Power Smoothie:
- 4 oz. Protein Vodka
- 2 Scoops Vanilla Whey Protein
- 12 oz. milk
- 1 Banana
- 4 Large Strawberries
- 2 Ice Cubes
Put that shit in a blender, frappe it, face it. Have I ever made it myself? No, but I know it is good, because we are that good at what we do here at Two Scoops. Don’t bother questioning me because this shake is the answer: 70 grams of Protein to the domepiece - and you drunk? The fuck I’m talking about. Now you can keep your pump going right on to the clubs. Finish your lift at 9pm; crush this shake; shower; throw on your graphic v-neck and gold chain; are you ready to crush twat?
-Tony Muscoli
