What does one have to do in life to make filming your trip to the supermarket worthwhile? I assume you just need to be a giant, hilarious meathead. But if that is the case, why isn’t anybody filming my trips to the supermarket? My grocery shopping is insanely interesting: Milk, eggs, cheese, chicken, rice, broccoli, fuck you, done. Maybe there is more to it than being a giant, hilarious meathead? Let’s check the stats:
Rob Gronkowski vs. Tony Muscoli
Rob “Gronk” Gronkowski
Height: 6’ 6”
Weight: 265 lbs
Age: 22
40-yard dash: 4.68 seconds
Bench Press: 23 reps (225lbs)
Makes a Living as a Meathead by: Playing Tight End for New England Patriots
Greatest Meathead Achievements:
-Set NFL Record in 2011 for Most Touchdown Catches by a Tight End with 17.=
-Set NFL Record in 2011 for Most Yards by a Tight End with 1,327 yards.
-Took picture of Porn Star Bibi Jones wearing his Patriots Jersey.
Whatever, not that cool, I bet she is terrible in bed…
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Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
Height: 5’ 11” (on a good day)
Weight: 200 lbs
Age: 20-something
40-yard dash: N/A (hasn’t gone for a run in over 2 years)
Bench Press: 10 reps (225lbs)
Makes a Living as a Meathead by: Working a desk job and posting to Two Scoops in his spare time.
Greatest Meathead Achievements: has at least 1 post with over 100 “Likes” on Facebook.
-Khal Drago Eats 56 Chicken Breasts a Week
Oh OK, NOW I see why people would watch Rob Gronkowski shopping and not me. Whatever, I love the guy. He gives Brian Cushing good competition for the title of Two Scoops’ Favorite Meathead.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
