Who do you think would win in a fight? You, or Diana Graham’s boobs?
Don’t get me wrong Two Scoopers, I like you all, but this chick’s cans are fucking deadly. The first time I saw them, all the blood in my head rushed to my dick and I fainted. I went down hard too, smacking my head onto a stack of 45lb plates. Doctors say I would have died due to the blunt force trauma to my dome, but I was saved by the unusually high levels of pre-workout stimulants in my system.
Prior to seeing this picture of Mrs. Graham, I had ingested a potent cocktail of NO-Xplode, Jack3d, SuperPump MAX, and C4 stirred into a can of Monster Protean, with a cocaine chaser. Apparently, this had effects similar to stabbing an EpiPen into my spinal cord, and this saved my life. Kids, don’t try that at home. In the meantime, look at a few more pictures of Diana:
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
