Uuuh… what Planet Fitness? I should seriously stop typing. I am so outraged I might just punch my fingers straight through my keyboard. More Planet Fitness bullshit. Are you kidding me? What, because this dude has badass facial hair, he can’t tie his fucking shoes? Now you have pissed off bikers and construction workers too. Good job Planet Fitness. You are literally angering every genre of person who could whoop your ass. Whats next? An ad that belittles mafioso? I don’t know how you can stab an international chain of health clubs in the face, but I am going to figure out a way. Better yet, I will cram a dumbbell up its ass - sweet poetic justice. Fucking Planet Fitness…
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
