Mr. ███████ is welcome at my gym anytime. I am just so goddamned proud of this man, and so jealous at the same time. Mr. ███████, I hope you someday find your way to TwoScoops, you are truly an inspiration to us all and we will welcome you with open arms.
"When Mr. ███████ was confronted by staff, he reportedly told the staff member, "Ain’t No thing but a chicken Wing," refusing to comply with staff requests. We are unsure of the meaning of Mr. ███████’s statements but believe them to be of a threatening nature."
If this notice wasn’t from the “Prairie Winds Community Center," I would swear that Mr. ███████ was Mr. Coleman himself.
-Tony “Two Scoops" Muscoli
