Jerome Mayberry - Listen up, son!
The gym ain’t no place for lily flowers and fools, fool. I’m Jerome Mayberry, ultimate bad@ss. Teacher extraordinaire. Supreme trainer of persons!
You think you know Jerome Mayberry? Son, Terry Crews don’t even know Jerome Mayberry! This ain’t no Old Spice commercial. These are my commandments, kid.
Throw yo’ ears at me, son. Throw them eyes! Hold onto your gym socks or they’ll get knocked straight off. Get ready for school. Class is in session! Jerome’s about to lay down the law in a brand new testament to gym etiquette.
Jerome Mayberry’s 10 Commandments of the Weight Room - Part 1
"Rule #5: NEVER STRETCH. To LOOK tight, you have to BE tight!"
Jerome Mayberry’s 10 Commandments of the Weight Room - Part 2
Terry Crews never fails to take his Two Scoops. He makes me feel inadequate when it comes to making meathead jokes… I’ll shut up now.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
