Two Scoops. Get Huge.

I got dat fly VHS cuz.

Instead of me writing anything, just watch it again. POW!

We ‘bout to get busy with some fat weights and all dat.

I’m not not jealous.

POW! Yo the blog post is ovah! I’m done blogging for the week. I showed you the VHS, I showed you the video. Now before you see my next post, you gotta go rewind the video and watch it one more time, cause this is the payoff. It might not be six fly ladies in the jacuzzi, but it’ll be some’in. Word is more we out 5 G’s PEACE!

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

I need to get these farmers in charge of my breeding habits. I want my “sperm machine” pumping out Super Babies two at a time. I’ll call my selective breed “Super Scoopers,” and they are going to run shit.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

Just found this movie on Netflix. You better believe I bumped that shit up to the front of my queue.

“Steroids? I LOVE IT if they on my team!”
-awesome Giants fan

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli