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Arnold Schwarzenegger Makes a Porno

Obviously, the question here isn’t, Did Arnold bang this chick? The question is, Did Arnold wait until they even finished filming to bang this chick, or did he just say, “Hey turn off the cameras for a second, but keep that music playing cause I am going to rail this chick if she eyes my ‘ceps one more time.”

Did you notice how that other guy disappears like a minute and thirty seconds into the video? Yeah, i’m guessing it got pretty awkward for him after Tricep Extensions, when Arnold dropped his gym shorts, looked him square in the eyes and said, “I think you should leave.”

Are we not suppose to notice the dialogue at 1:50?
Arnold
: Ok, a little faster now… Great! you did it. Good, you feel it back there?
Workout Video Ho: Sure did.
Arnold: Great exercise to burn off the extra fat, and make it tight.

“A great exercise to… make it tight.” Wow. We still talking about triceps Arnold? Where we not suppose to figure out that this video doubled as a porn? And now that guy is the governor of California. God bless. Just goes to show you that being huge can get you laid, and get you into office. Amen.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

 

Posted at 8:45am
Tagged Arnold Schwarzenegger Porn Arms