Yes, jacked chicks are gross. But I can’t hate on Drama here. In my life, I’ve met all my girlfriends at “The Vitamin Expo,” and I always offer to make them a protein shake in the morning - like a true gentleman. I am just kind of mad that I don’t have the machismo to offer morning-after creatine shakes. Bitches need some high-quality Branched-Chain Amino Acid’s after a long, wild night of headboard-banging, ass-slapping, heart-pounding whiskey dick.
“She touched me… here.”
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
