This blog is about many things: getting huge, crushing weight, taking gross amounts of supplements, and bicep curls — to name a few. But from an existential perspective, this blog is about being a man, and not just any kind of man, a combination man’s man and a lady’s man; a REAL man. Hero shit, like Conan The Barbarian, Superman, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tarzan, George of the Jungle. This blog is about Red Meat and Massif Biceps and Testosterone (all capitalized for a reason).
That is why I had to show you this video of Bob Munden. He is the cockiest dude I may have ever seen — Testosterone enough for ten men.
“Nobody does anything faster than what I do with guns.”
He may not have huge biceps, but his ego makes up for in spades and I am eating that shit up. Munden compares himself to the speed of light. THE SPEED OF FUCKING LIGHT. Did Michael Jordan ever do that? No. Did Usain Bolt ever do that? No. Did Tiger Woods ever do that? No. Did Wayne Gretzky ever do that? No. Did Ricky Bobby ever do that? No. And none of them could do it. Bob Munden did it.
When the interviewer asked him, “Can you give [your gun-slinging] a comparison to something that would come close, but is not as fast?”
“The Speed of Light,” Bob Munden replies. What a cocky asshole. What an awesome, awesome asshole. He is the best and he knows it, and he wants to make sure you know it. And why wouldn’t he? If I’ve learned anything, it is never bring a knife to a gun fight, and bring Bob Munden to a gun fight. You don’t have to be hung like Jerome Ferguson or ripped like Arnold, and you don’t have to have a Lambo if you are Bob Munden, “faster than the Speed of Light.”
-Tony Muscoli
