"The Learning Center on Hanson Street reports a man across the way stands at his window for hours watching the center, making parents nervous. Police ID the subject as a cardboard cutout of Arnold Schwarzenegger."
No one will harm these children if they know that Arnold is watching over them. That was a very thoughtful gesture by the people who live across the street.
This also reminds me that I need to find myself a cardboard cutout of Arnold Schwarzenegger… for science. Preferable, I’d have three: one of him as Mr. Olympia, one of Terminator, and one of Arnold as Governor. I’ll also need an avocado, an icepick, and a snorkel. Trust me bro, I’ve gotten huge off of less.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
