I don’t know what is real and what isn’t in this video. Is it an energy drink? Is it a dank electro song? Is it a video game? Is it a dance move? Is it a party? Is it a club?
To be honest, I don’t really care what it is - I WANT IT.
This energyclubravegame commercial appeals to me in every way. It has 90’s video game graphics, an 8-bit soundtrack, caffeine, hot girls, hot girls butts, hot girls with nipple pasties, zombies doing the Thriller dance to rave music, rave music, hadoukens, weightlifting, karate, Japanese pop-culture references, fire breathing, cheerleaders, arcade games, energy drinks, mixed drinks, possibly cocaine… the list goes on.
I am really just sad that this isn’t an actual energy drink. After watching that commercial I don’t even care what is in it, all I know is that drinking it will make me cooler and stronger.
I want it.
-Tony “Unaffected By Marketing” Muscoli
