Check out these fucking meatheads! TWO SCOOPS! Getting swollen in tandem. Hardcore! But be careful Two Scoopers, don’t try this at your home gym without proper supervision, and without first reading this announcement:
A Public Service Announcement Regarding Training in Tandem:
Lifting in tandem with your training partner is flamboyant, and although it is not as blatantly homoerotic as solo spotting your buddy doing back squats, it’s still pretty very questionable.
An exception to this rule would be these two juggernauts performing Front Dumbbell Shoulder Raises in unison. This is because they are both massif and there is a cameraman nearby - so instead of looking like enormous tools, they look awesome.
Lesson learned? If you are going to do gay stuff at the gym, make sure you are being filmed so it isn’t weird for everybody else…
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
