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Ginger Martin Does Bicep Curls, Talks Dirty

That video had that awkward feel to it, like when you ask a prude girl to talk dirty to you. “What Tony? You know that isn’t really my thing”
“Common girl, try it.”
”Uh, OK. Ooooh yea that feels good. Give me your penis.”
“Nevermind.”

Same awkward feeling feeling here. The shit Ginger was saying just wasn’t really doing it for me:

“Watch my Bi’s as they *ffff…* pump up.”

But then I got a better look at this girl: the tit tattoo, her other videos and pictures online, and I realized that this girl has DEFINITELY talked dirty before. For sure she is a Champion Dirty Talker in the sack. Martin probably slaps you around a little and calls you a “bad little boy” as she is attaching a strap-on to her garter belt.

“I’m feeling the veins coursing through my bicep.”

I present to you this photo as Exhibit A:


So much metaphor, so little time…


I just think it is really, really difficult to make your huge lady-muscles sound sexy, but I’ll give Ginger an ‘A’ for Effort.

“As I work them I feel them getting tighter.”

This video of Ginger Martin doing curls kind of reminds me of that Pumping Iron clip where Arnold is talking about “The Pump.” The similarities are striking actually. Both Ginger and Arnold are making bicep curls overtly sexual, they are both ripped. The only difference is that standing next to Arnold would emasculate you, but standing next to Ginger would straight up make your dick smaller.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

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