I am 4’ 11”, HEAR ME ROAR!
Speaking of mini-meatheads, check out this Napoleon Complexed Alpha Midget. He says, “if you are going to try and showboat in my grill with your mediocre ball handling skills, I am going to knock you on your ass.”
Good for you kid. You just earned yourself the title of Honorary Two Scooper. Big muscles, big hits, and badassery will get you far in life. If we put some size on this kid, he would have D1 written all over him. Let’s just hope he pays attention in class at Johns Hopkins because the MLL isn’t exactly a lucrative endgame.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
