Look at this sandbagging son of a bitch. Olympic Kayaker Marko Novakovic has shoulders that are more ripped than Britney Spear’s vagina, and he gets to hide his chicken legs inside his Kayak. GENIUS!
I can’t hate though, I’d take arms like that and legs like toothpicks if it got me on the podium. I am just jealous that he is going to be made famous for this photo of his fucking diesel delts.
I want to know more about this guy, you do too:
Marko Novakovic Stats:
Country: Serbia
Birthdate: 04/01/2026
Age: 23
Height: 6’1” / 189cm
Weight: 209lbs / 95kg
Sport: Men’s Kayak Single 200m
-Tony “Two Tickets to The Gun Show” Muscoli
