Trolling At The Gym:
What I like to do is when I’m bulking I’ll put on a little extra fat on purpose, like a little bit more than normal, so I just look fat. Then I’ll sign up for private beginner training sessions at a gym in a nearby city right after New Year’s. I’ll pick the broest looking trainer there, and I’ll act like the most obnoxious fat unmotivated slob he’s ever seen. The ultimate NYRfag. I’ll pretend to have trouble learning form for lifts, I’ll whine a lot, really pout on a show.
And then, when we’re establishing my maximums, I’ll go all out. We’ll start with the bar, and add ten pounds, and then another ten, and then another. It keeps going until I’m benching my max of 385 and the trainer has no idea what’s going on. I’ll do a rep and whine about how hard it is, and the trainer will be enraged that I can rep twice his max, but he won’t understand how it’s possible. Makes me lol every year.
Well played.
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This is hilarious! If i could allow myself to bulk enough to get a belly i would do this. Although you should record it...
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