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Hardcore Bodybuilder Ann the Warrior Master

Tony,

Will I ever be a Warrior Master like hardcore bodybuilder Ann?

Yours Hugely,
Hap


No, sorry. You will never be a Warrior Master like Hardcore Bodybuilder Ann. That chick is just too hardcore. Actually, I take that back. You should never say never. Achieve the impossible blah blah blah…

I want to see somebody else do this so badly it hurts. Can somebody please, please, please send your Uncle Tony a video of you at your local gym doing a set of Shoulder Flyes, and yelling “I AM A WARRIOR MASTER” at the top of your lungs? I will post that video IMMEDIATELY and you will gain instant internet fame amongst all 6 people who read this blog.

That being said, let the Warrior Master be a lesson to you. Screaming through your workout shows courage. It shows determination. It shows the weights that you just don’t give a fuck. Nothing can stop you. Be your own Warrior Master.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

P.S. I am almost positive that she makes those exact same noises when she bangs you. EXACT SAME.

 
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  1. myinspiredbreathing reblogged this from twoscoopsgethuge
  2. getdrunk-losepants reblogged this from twoscoopsgethuge and added:
    *click on the grey box to watch the video* I AM A WARRIOR MASTER!
  3. Hap submitted this to twoscoopsgethuge