If you put his flamboyant sarcasm aside, Impact Johnson did get something right:
“No lunge is correctly done until your genitals are touching the floor.”
Deep squats or don’t squat, I always say.
“It worked for these guys.”
“Her quads are HUGE! What this site is all about.
Her form is great! Quads parallel to floor.
Her forearm is disturbing! Dick-crushing vascularity.”
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
