This blog has a practically non-existant modest following of devoted fans.
I would like to think that I don’t really care about followers, that I just write this shit for my friends and a few random meathead-humor enthusiasts, but let’s be serious - I fucking want followers.
A lot of my followers have badass fitness names like “TheSpartanWarrior”, “GetCavemanFit”, and “Lightweight-motherfucker.” Real. Serious. Fitness. Followers. Well, today I got this message:
Does this mean I’ve peaked? Like, I have to have hit big time status, right? What more could I want out of this blog than to have DongClown following it? I am honored. I can now O.D. on pre-workout stimulants a happy man.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
