Billy “Biceps” Luciano here, with a simple tip on getting love from the ladies. It is an undeniable fact that the ladies love huge biceps. By extension, if you want love from the ladies, then you want huge biceps.
For example, this is Thomas Jones:
And this is how Thomas Jones spends his free time:
Coincidence? I think not.
You are probably saying to yourself, “But Billy, Thomas Jones is a wealthy professional athlete, he would be drowning in pussy regardless of bicep size.” Well shut your stupid mouth, dickhead. I work at Price Chopper and I have cunt clinging to me like a cotton candy tampon. You know why? I don’t call myself Billy “Biceps” for nothing. Biceps. End of story.
- Billy “Biceps” Luciano
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