Arnold Schwarzenegger posted this on his Facebook page:
Arnold is 66 years old and he is posting memes of himself. I don’t know what is more incredible, that a 66 year old knows what “the Facebook” is, that a 66 year old knows that the internetz like teh memes, or that a 66 year old has better biceps than 95% of the world’s population.
If I have accomplished 1/10th of what Arnold has accomplished by the time I am 66, than I can consider my life a success. So far, I can check “post memes to Facebook” off the list. All I have left is:
- Have the best body of all time.
- Become a Hollywood A-lister
- Marry into money, but already have a lot of money.
- Be successful in politics.
- Father a child with housekeeper.
- Have a housekeeper.
- Have a Facebook fan page with over 4.5 million followers (so far I have 1,200).
- …
…fuck it. This list might as well be titled: The Unattainable Life of Arnold.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
