Aw shit kids. Tony Muscoli doin’ big thangs, talking to HUGE people. No big deal. That is just the kind of company I keep. Hey Kali, your last name is Muscle, my last name means Muscle in Italian… We are probably related. Let’s hang out, do pullups and shit, maybe take a photo of us shaking hands and flexing our biceps, be all huge.
Big things happening here at Two Scoops folks… I can feel it. You few loyal Two Scoopers, we are going to be something great. Get ready for it - Two Scoops is going to Get Huge. tzzaaa!
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
