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Wesley “Two Scoops” Berry: An American Gladiator

Wesley “Two Scoops” Berry was the greatest competitor American Gladiators has ever seen. This should come as no surprise to anybody, considering he goes by the monicker “Two Scoops.” Not only was he taking Two Scoops before Two Scoops was Two Scoops, but he made sure that every time he competed he went out and gave it 260% 270% 350% 700% 1500% 1700% 5000% 8000%.

“You cannot have a complete breakfast without the two scoops. So when I am in a competition and I do something great, or I get past someone, I always do TWO, and then the SCOOPS - to let them know know what they gonna have for breakfast.”

I just have a chance to look into my mother’s recipe. She said, “every time you making chicken, you got to shake and baaaaake.”

Wesley Berry was a pioneer of awesome, and I have to give credit where credit is due: Berry invented “Two Scoops,” I just perfected it. I mean, somebody has to carry the Two Scoops torch while Wesley is doing 10-20 for Armed Robbery.

Apparently being the first ever winner of International Gladiators doesn’t pay well enough, because when he wasn’t burning Nitro in the Gauntlet or being a motivational speaker in his hometown, Berry was robbing banks in his spare time.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

 


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