Check it out mothah fuckahs:
The Greatest BodyBuilding.com Profile Ever
Now I’m gonna get my girlfriend (she is smokin’ hot by the way), to take some camera pics of my abs in the bathroom where the lighting makes my 30 pack look extra huge. Then i’m going to put them in my profile so everybody can see how fucking in shape I am. And they are going to be real pictures of me too, just like the one on the homepage. But whatever the internet is for nerds anyway.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
